So I have put a collection of prose writing and etc. together into one place and called it a book.
I've also called it Octopus On and you can download it for free here - OCTOPUS ON.
They range from a page to a bunch, and from hilarious to not so hilarious.
I've printed a few copies, but they are a pain in the sittin' muscle to make. If people end up liking it enough, maybe I will work with a print shop and get a few pressed.
Until then, if you want a physical copy, you can trade me for something special.
Bartering for a diy book - I feel like such a hippie.
A hippie with a book.
I hate hippies.
This is heading south fast, so just download the book and read it during the summer.
Read it in pieces, read it in pajamas.
Stay tuned - I'm in talks with someone awesome to do layout on the Newt Jersey book, and I have a few leads on some fantastically talented print gurus.
In the meantime, I'm moving home. To good old Browns Mills.
I'm cooking hot dogs every morning, and eggs every night.
You're invited.
Bryan
lol! bryan korn, i lurve you! and i need some good books for the summer and this sounds perfecttt :)
ReplyDeleteBryan Korn you never cease to amaze me, you little renaissance man you. I thoroughly enjoyed this book and I would love to buy it from you next semester if you get it printed out there. I think you should, I think its beautiful, truly. Paul Dreaming was a wonderful tale and sparked my brain full of images of this boy, I could see that one being a full on novel. I loved the line where you say something to the effect of Thr groundhog was burned because he was a witch. I also adored the batman musical and Mr. Meow because of your obsession with using cats,
ReplyDeleteworms, octopi, crabs and slugs in your work.
Two of my favorite lines from your pieces were. "Vomiting rainbow candy on each other and it was beautiful." and "He was in the kitchen with a size-able butter knife in his heart and a size-able heart from his butter." Touching and brilliant as always. I am posting this on your facebook page too, but I really am interested in purchasing a piece from your head and heart. I have such admiration for you as a writer!